well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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