You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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