New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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