i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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