your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You can make out without kissing
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