I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
we should paint friendship bongs
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