Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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