absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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