its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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