try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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