I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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