Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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