i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
please come you make the beer taste better
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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