It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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