Dual....:-)
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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