I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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