this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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