Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
