Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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