do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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