Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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