; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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