Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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