How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The best walk of shames are on the highway
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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