VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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