My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jerry, you need to find god
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
