Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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