you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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