I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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