whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's Friday. Sex?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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