Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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