Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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