Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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