She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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