I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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