I must be too annoying 4 u.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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