Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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