i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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