Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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