Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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