At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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