google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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