So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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