you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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