so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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