Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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