hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
