i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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