porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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