is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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